THE BELOW Q & A WAS HELD IN ROB ZOMBIE'S LIVING ROOM

"yes mom, you have a question for me?"

It looks like Rob Zombie won't be directing Halloween 2. Well, that's at least what Scout Taylor-Compton - the actress that played Laurie Strode in the remake - says:

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“People need to stop believing what they read on the Internet. I'm somewhat close with Rob and believe me, if there was any truth to this... I'd know.”
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TRACTOR FACTS located the one person in the country that actually cares about this and asked him what his thoughts were after hearing Taylor-Compton's confirmation.

Well, he didn't really say much... in fact, he thought we were weirdos for even calling him. However, we thought we heard some real amateur porn playing in the background, so we're presuming he's matured and grown out of his Zombie phase.

In other crucial movie news:

* David Hackl won't be directing Saw VI

* Lori Petty isn't interested in doing a Tank Girl 2

* and... Tobe Hooper is still waiting for someone to Netflix his remake of The Toolbox Murders. ("He's still making movies?!?", someone said, recently, at the local video store).

But speaking of John Carpenter remakes, there was word today of a They Live redo.

Well, the first thing I thought of was "How in the hell are they gonna get someone to replace Rowdy Roddy Piper as John Nada!?!?".

I'm serious. That was one of the best one off casting jobs in Hollywood history. Roddy Piper and that character of John Nada were star-crossed. Carpenter saw that, and pounced on it. I mean, it would be like Big Trouble In Little China without Kurt Russell, Pandora's Box without Louise Brooks, Scarface without Al Pacino. The actors ARE those movies.

They Live without Rowdy Roddy Piper?!?! That's insane.