STEELY DANS

Is it me, or are these new Terminator : Salvation toys really lame????

Forget lame... how about perverted! Check out that Tetsuo : The Iron Man-style machine gun penis on the Jesse Ventura looking one. (I know what you're thinking, "That's a gun he's holding you idiot!" ... yeah, well, that's what they want you to think.) If you ask me, a little Japanese techno-horror is exactly what this franchise needs anyway.

And what's up with that terminator's weirdo face?!?! It has a grin on it that could put it on Cute Overload or possibly make it a LOL TERMINATOR! on I Can Has Cheezburger.

Do I even need to point out the Simon Rex/underwear model-looking cyborg on the right??? This is gonna be the gayest Terminator ev-er!

Which would be pretty cool, actually.