If I were the President!

1. I would sign a treaty with India and the rest of the world that for the next fifteen years, we wont fight no matter what happens. During those fifteen years, i will make sure that Pakistan gets stronger from within. I would not only form good plans but good governance.


2. I would call all the top think tanks of Pakistan and would take them on a vacation. We will brain storm until we have got a meaningful way-forward plan for this country.


3. I would privatize all schools but would make sure that the fees is minimal. Privatization imposes good quality. Low fees allows maximum reach. We have tried government schools but they all suck!


4. I would take a tour of all prisons in Pakistan and would release all the prisoners who are living there because they committed a crime of being poor, because they couldn’t afford a lawyer, because they had no one who could speak for them, because they had no contacts with the judge, because they could not afford to bribe.


5. I would decrease the defense budget and would lay infrastructure instead. Would make dams, roads, railways!


6. I would improve the tourism department. We have got so much natural beauty but no one cares!


7. I would fire the current governor of State Bank. Her PhD is no good for us. The woman has no vision, no will to change the economy of our country. That woman has got so much power but alas, she is sleeping over the sinking desires of our nation. Our inflation rate is so high. A State Bank is supposed to work independently from the state but her hands seemed tied up, her brain choked. I dont know why they have put her up. I’m really sorry but i do blame her for the economic slump which we will faced. If people in power think that they are helpless than only God can come down and fix things for us. Sigh!


8. I would put a quota on the amount of money you can store in foreign banks.


9. I would decrease the power of Chief of Army Staff so that the guy and the next generation of generals don’t even think about cue for the years to come.


10. I would make judiciary independent.


11. I would not stuff  the senate and the assemblies with too many ministers. Their salary comes out of our taxes and i hate paying a huge tax just to fill their accounts.


12. I would raise the import tax and would help the local industries to grow.


13. Honor Killing is something which i detest like anything. If anyone has problem with his sister/mother, he should hang himself and let the poor lead a life the way she wants to. Its a woman’s and God relationship and no one has a right to live/dictate anyone else’s life. I seriously hate those who slaughter the innocent souls. Women are not made physcially stronger. God has not given us the physical strength to fight a man. When Allah has made us delicate and fragile, how can a man brutally hit a woman? Women are to be treated mildly and this is what Quran says. If anyone has any problem, cut off all the connections with her, dont talk to her if she displeases you but not in God’s name, take law in your hand and start hitting her. I would revise the family law and make sure that women are equally treated.


14. I would call the media and tell them to project a better image of our country. One blast takes place and all the channels would show the dreadful story for three days ;( bad things happen but at the global level, we are liable for our reputation. The truth must be told but not at the expense of our repuation. Our media plays a major role to project the worst image of our country. There is not a single good thing about Pakistan which the world at large knows…Not because we havn’t done anything, its because the media never takes the pain to tell the good. I have talked to quite many friends and relatives  living abroad and almost everyone says that we have this impression that bombs blasts in every other street and the country is in complete fiasco but when we come here, we dont encounter any such thing. Image building is what ill do!


15. I would essentially try changing the economy and everything else will change automatically… Good quality of life broadens one’s mind and people start thinking positivily. Good thinking is translated into good gestures.


16. I dont like it when people fight. I will make sure that everyone is happy. I’ll dig every possible way to know the secret of happiness and will make everyone happy and contentful.